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Land music has never been reluctant to have a niggling fun with even the nearly serious of situations. Find the humor in life with a playlist of funny country songs.

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1 thing I honey about country music is that information technology's always been able to poke fun not only at itself but also at serious life situations. State music finds sense of humor in the everyday experiences many of us confront, frequently adding a downwards-domicile or redneck spin to . . .

• unfortunate-looking offspring,
• dating, breakups, and unhappy marriages,
• religious overenthusiasm,
• sexuality,
• and becoming comfy with technology.

Perhaps you tin place, or mayhap you just need a practiced laugh. If so, then make yourself a playlist of funny country songs. We have a long list to showtime you lot out.

1. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley

Well, this is 1 helluva pickup line. A country fella takes a liking to a fine-looking woman in a local bar. He'd certain like to see the other half of her butterfly tramp postage, so he makes his move:

. . . I'd like to see you lot out in the moonlight
I'd like to osculation you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd similar to check y'all for ticks.

It'south a safety thing. You never know where those ticks might decide to burrow.

two. "Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad

When it comes to women, some men like 'em swish while other men like 'em trashy. The guy in this memorable 1993 country song belongs to the latter set.

He seeks a gal who looks more like a cocktail waitress than a debutante: too much makeup, dress also tight, and every bit tacky as he is:

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah, and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say that opposites attract; well I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yes, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

3. "You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

This 1978 vocal is a hoot. Two former lovebirds are stuck with each other and throw major shade on their partner for the miseries of life: lack of money, losing their proficient looks, and then there's the ugly children they must share. At least they take each other.

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Ah, just looks ain't everythin' and money ain't everythin'
But I dear yous just the same.

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iv. "No Trash in My Trailer" past Filly Ford (Featuring George Jones)

The guy in this 2008 ditty wants y'all to know that there's a country mile of difference between redneck and just plain ole trash, and he don't let no trash in his double wide mobile home. Yessirree, he may have a motor hangin' from a tree. He may spend his time mud boggin'. But he's own't ashamed of who he is.

'Crusade at that place own't no trash in my trailer.
Though y'all might discover an empty can of beer
No there ain't been no trash in my trailer, oh no
Since the mean solar day I threw you lot outta hither,

Whether you admit information technology or non, everybody has at least one of these country cousins hiding somewhere in their family. Don't you go denying it.

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Best Redneck Jokes on the Net

Question	Answer
What'southward a redneck's last words?	Agree my beer and ya'll watch this!
How many rednecks does it have to swallow a possum?	2. I to swallow it, another to look out for traffic!
What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?	A full prepare of teeth
Why did the redneck father walk his child to schoolhouse?	They were in the same grade.

5. "I'one thousand Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Domicile" by David Frizzell

If you've never heard this song, you demand to stop and listen to it now. In this 1982 land tune, a homo's long-suffering married woman is tired of having him come home drunkard, and so she'due south come up with a desperate solution. She'll hire a hardcore alcoholic as their interior decorator so in that location'south no reason for her hubby to stay out late carousing.

She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our habitation,
So you'll feel more at ease hither, and yous won't have to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign, to bespeak the way, to our bath downward the hall.

6. "I Pray for Y'all" past Jaron and The Long Road to Dearest

If you lot similar dark sense of humour, then you'll find this 2010 country ditty a doozy. After the protagonist—that'south the principal grapheme fella—gets his heart shredded, he goes to church.

However, when the preacher man encourages him to pray for those who have done him wrong, he doesn't find Jesus and warm, fuzzy forgiveness in the well-intentioned advice. Instead, he has his ain interpretation of the Bible man's bulletin:

I pray your brakes go out running downwardly a loma
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray y'all're flight high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come truthful
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you.

7. "She Merely B*tches When She Breathes" by Freddie B

Don't feel sorry for the biting dude in this humorous 2011 country song. He laments that after he and his wife tied the knot, she did a 180-caste change. She spends all of his coin, isn't as doting as she one time was, and at present he doesn't become enough bedroom time. (If he's honest with himself, he'd probably confess that he's changed a piffling, too.)

Looks similar these two won't make information technology through the honeymoon years:

Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and and so my self esteem
I'll have to sum information technology up this way:
She could turn a straight man gay
She only b*tches when she breathes.

8. "She Only Loves Me for My Willie" past Paul Overstreet

When yous saw the championship, I bet your listen totally went to the gutter on this one, but this 2014 song is not nearly that willie. It humorously refers to Willie Nelson.

A woman falls in love with a vocalizer who does his best to imitate the classics of Willie Nelson and other land legends. She first became smitten with him for the way he sang Willie Nelson's "Whiskey River" in a honky tonk outside of Austin. Since then, he has suspected that his spot-on musical impression of the red headed stranger is the real reason she sticks with him:

But I think she only loves me for my Willie
Something about my Willie turns her on
It'due south non all that boggling actually
Merely it'due south meliorate than my Haggard and my Jones.

nine. "When You're Screwin' Other Women (Call up of Me)" by Doyle and Debbie

When your marriage has gone this far south, you're either divorced or you volition be soon. The wife in this 2011 country song is well aware that her man is cheating. He picks up women in bars and doesn't fifty-fifty waste matter the toll of a hotel. She asks him one trashy, bittersweet favor, still: at least while he's messing around, tin he at least pretend that they're her?

10. "Queen of My Double Broad Trailer" by Sammy Kershaw

This 1993 song is all about possessive and forgiving beloved, redneck style. A backwoods state boy meets the farm daughter of his dreams downwards at the local restaurant and falls head over boots for her over every bit they eat their craven fried steaks. What he doesn't know is that she'due south the cheating kind.

And then I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
Now she's run off and I've gotta trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck.

If you lot enjoy songs about rednecks, why not make yourself a playlist of Redneck Anthems?

11. "With My Shirt On" past John Michael Montgomery

Usually it'south the ladies who feel self-conscious about their bodies. But in this 2008 country song, an aging husband realizes he's developed a "dad bod" and makes a special request of his wife:

Yes, y'all know xl certain has come fast
And my metabolism is gettin' slow
So this evening, can I brand love with my shirt on?

What exercise you bring to your relationship? Other than love and affection, you probably help take care of some practical chores. Your partner would miss that if you bankrupt up.

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12. "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?" by Buck Owens

No joke. This 1969 song was a number ane land hit. Trying to avert a pause up, a married man asks his married woman both applied and whimsical questions about how she'll get by with him no longer around. Peradventure she can learn to mow her own grass.

13. "Billy'south Got His Beer Goggles On" by Neal McCoy

Poor Billy got dumped by his girlfriend, and so in this state tune from 2005, he does what whatever cocky-respecting guy does and heads to the local beer joint. There, he tries to forget his troubles by getting liquored up real skillful:

He's on the dance floor yelling 'Freebird'
Singing off pitch but he knows every word
Grabs him some other girl, he hold on tight
He don't run across ugly
Through blood shot eyes.

14. "John Deere Green" by Joe Diffie

There's nothing like redneck love. It's his and hers belt buckles with each others' names on them. Or declaring your love in vivid pigment graffiti atop the local water tower or bridge.

That's but what Billy Bob did in this 1993 song when he spray painted "Billy Boy loves Charlene" in John Deere green in messages three feet high. Fifty-fifty after they were married for decades, the couple could still look out in the distance and encounter the bright message that no paint could properly cover upward. Now that is a legacy of everlasting love.

They say that afterward awhile dogs and their owners begin to look akin. These country dogs would agree.

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xv. "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington

There's goose egg quite like the unconditional dearest of a domestic dog. They're always glad to run into you, they don't fence or complain, and they take no law-breaking if you telephone call their sister a b*tch. In this 2011 state vocal, a husband laments that he wishes his married woman would give him the same stellar treatment equally his domestic dog:

He never tells me that he's sick of this business firm
He never says why don't you get off that burrow?
He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to get out
I want yous to love me similar my dog.

16. "You Can't Pray the Gay Away" past Laura Bell Bundy

A hilarious jab at LGBTQ haters, this 2017 country ditty takes a swipe at those who believe in reprogramming and fighting what's in our DNA. A church lady narrator reminds us that, although prayer is certainly powerful . . .

There are some matters
Where we would exist better servants of the Lord
By accepting what IS and not bothering Him.

She declares that no affair how devout you are, yous can't change who you are past praying the gay abroad. And as well, yous probably know someone who is gay, given its prevalence. Let that sink in.

17. "Online" by Brad Paisley

Every been catfished? The short, overweight, socially awkward pizza delivery guy in this 2007 vocal still lives with his parents, and he isn't exactly a hunk. Yet, the Net has allowed him to assume an alter ego and chat with immature women (or people pretending to be them).

He enjoys the irony and deception of luring the unsuspecting into online relationships he could never have in person:

I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base of operations
But at that place's a whole 'nother me
That you demand to run across.

When it comes to social media and meeting people online, go on this guy in mind!

18. "Dancing With a Human being" by Rodney Carrington

Two Texas cowboys hit the local watering hole and find themselves dancing with a dude dressed as a lady in this 2007 state ditty. Their dancing partner's existent gender doesn't register at starting time, merely then signs become credible:

I think I'm dancing with a human
She'southward got callouses on her hands
She's got a voice deeper than mine
She gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I'1000 dancing with a man.

19. "How Tin can I Miss You If You Won't Get Away?" by Dan Hicks

Some people are difficult to get rid of, like glitter or garlic breath, toenail mucus or bedbugs. The human being in this land tune from 2007 desperately wants to lose his unwanted admirer. Problem is, she won't go away. He's talked to her parents, merely yet she persists.

xx. "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens

Although Ray Stevens is primarily a novelty singer—meaning that his songs are intended to be funny—this ane climbed the country charts in 1984. Information technology's about a preteen boy who sneaks a squirrel into the Dominicus services at the First Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula, Mississippi. The one-half-crazed squirrel escapes into the pews during the church service, climbs into people's clothes, and instigates an onetime-fashioned church revival where all kinds of confessions are fabricated.

Turn to country music when you need a skilful laugh. It's filled with funny stories and clever double meanings.

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Even More Funny State Songs

Know a funny song that should exist on this playlist? Make a suggestion in the Comments Department below.

Vocal	Creative person	Year Released
21. Things Non to Say to Your Married woman	Tim Hawkins	2009
22. I Don't Look Proficient Naked Anymore	The Ophidian Oil Willie Band	2014
23. Girls Prevarication As well	Terri Clark	2004
24. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart	Johnny Cash	1968
25. I'm Gonna Miss Her	Brad Paisley	2001
26. Do You Desire Fries with That	Tim McGraw	2005
27. Did I Shave My Legs for This?	Deana Carter	1995
28. You Ain't Much Fun (Since I Quit Drinkin')	Toby Keith	1995
29. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy	Kenny Chesney	1999
30. Ruby Solo Loving cup	Toby Keith	2011
31. Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?	Ray Stevens	1987
32. I Don't Even Know Your Name	Alan Jackson	1994
33. Kick My Ass	Big & Rich	2004
34. Bubba Shot the Jukebox	Mark Chesnutt	1992
35. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life)	Bobby Bare	1976
36. Glory	Brad Paisley	2003
37. If Yous Can't Be Good, Son, Be Skilful at It	Neal McCoy	1997
38. Ten with a 2	Willie Nelson	1990
39. Y'all Can't Take Your Kate and Edith Besides	The Statler Brothers	1968
forty. My Anxiety Stink, My Caput Hurts, and I Don't Love Jesus	Jimmy Buffet	1976
41. First Redneck on the Cyberspace	Cletus Judd	1998
42. Ane Piece at a Time	Johnny Cash	1976
43. I Wouldn't Have Her to a Dog Fight	Charlie Walker	1968
44. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon	Charlie Walker	1967
45. Cleopatra, Queen of Denial	Pam Tillis	1992
46. If You Don't Leave Me Alone (I'm Gonna Notice Somebody That Will	Delbert McClinton	1972
47. Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone	Roy Clark	1970
48. Information technology's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Dark That Chew Your Donkey Out All Mean solar day Long	The Notorious Cherry Bombs	2004
49. Guys Exercise It All the Fourth dimension	Mindy McCready	1996
50. Girl in a Land Song	Maddie and Tae	2015
51. Brand New Girlfriend	Steve Holy	2006
52. Called-for Sensation	Rodney Carrington	2004
53. It'southward All Going to Pot	Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard	2015
54. Weed with Willie	Toby Keith	2003
55. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)	Jerry Reed	1980
56. A Boy Named Sue	Johnny Cash	1969
57. Friends in Depression Places	Garth Brooks	1990
58. One More than Last Chance	Vince Gill	1992
59. 1 More Repossession and I'll Exist Out of Debt	Perfect Stranger	1995
threescore. Why Haven't I Heard From Y'all	Reba McEntire	1994
61. That's My Story (and I'm Stickin' to It)	Collin Raye	1993
62. 800 Pound Jesus	Sawyer Brown	1999
63. As Good equally I Once Was	Toby Keith	2005
64. Salvage a Equus caballus (Ride a Cowboy)	Big & Rich	2004
65. Tequila Makes Her Dress Fall Off	Joe Nichols	2005
66. Size Matters	Joe Nichols	2005
67. He Drinks Tequila and She Talks Dirty in Spanish	Lorrie Morgan & Sammy Kershaw	2001
68. When Uncle Bill Quit Dope	Johnny Cash	1977
69. Own't Goin' Back to Brokeback Mountain	Willie Nelson	2009
lxx. (Gettin' Married to My) Pickup Truck	Rodney Carrington	2000
71. I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman (Simply I Sure Woke Up With a Few)	Bobby Bare	1976
72. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger	Chuck Mead	2009
73. If I'g the Only I	Rodney Carrington	2009
74. The King Is Gone (And Then Are Y'all)	George Jones	1989
75. If I Said You Had a Cute Body Would You Concur It Against Me	The Bellamy Brothers	1979
76. Put the "O" Back in Country	Shooter Jennings	2005
77. Wolf Creek Pass	C.W. McCall	1975
78. At the Time	Lynn Anderson	1970
79. Dolly Parton's Hits	Bobby Braddock	1983
80. Nobody Knows I'm Elvis	Waylon Jennings	1994
81. Stronger Beer	Tim Hicks	2013
82. Tell Ole I Ain't Here, He Better Go on Abode	Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley	1980
83. I Still Similar Bologna	Alan Jackson	2008
84. Who's Your Daddy?	Toby Keith	2002
85. I May Be Used (But Baby I Own't Used Up)	Waylon Jennings	1984
86. Selfie #theinternetisforever	Brad Paisley	2017
87. I'll Take the Dog	Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow	1966
88. The Bird	Jerry Reed	1988
89. Wildwood Weed	Jim Stafford	1974
ninety. Mama She's Lazy	Pinkard & Bowden	1984
91. I'll Think of a Reason Later	Lee Ann Womack	1998
92. Every Homo I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead	Kacey Jones	2000
93. 15 Minutes	Rodney Atkins	2009
94. In Spite of Ourselves	John Prine and Iris Dement	1999
95. Vidalia	Sammy Kershaw	1996
96.She Left Me for Jesus	Hayes Carll	2008
97. Kick My A**	Big & Rich	2004
98. Attitude Aligning	Hank Williams Jr.	1985
99. Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous	Tracy Byrd	1994
100. Marry for Money	Trace Adkins	2012
101. Only Prettier	Miranda Lambert	2009
102. It's Hard to Be Humble	Mac Davis1	1980
103. Numbers	Bobby Bare	1980
104. Hillbilly Bone	Blake Shelton (featuring Trace Adkins)	2009
105. Some Beach	Blake Shelton	2004
106. Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back	Baton Edd Wheeler	1965
107. Smokin' Hot Wife	Sawyer Brown	2011
108. Catch a Fish	Outlaw	2021
109. Cletus Accept the Reel	Tim Hawkins	2008
110. Fish	Craig Campbell	20111

Questions & Answers

Question: I'chiliad looking for a song with the lyrics, "I like big dumb dogs, fireplaces with crackling logs." Whatsoever help?

Answer: The closest affair I could find to it was a 1966 song by Jean Shepard and Ray Pillow called, "I'll Take the Canis familiaris." https://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?5=GSzSPutEkfE

Question: What is the name of the song in the early 70s about being rescued while not wanting to?

Respond: All I could locate was "Dependin' on You" past The Doobie Brothers (1978), but that's from the late 70s. You lot tin exit a follow-upward comment in the Comments Section of the playlist article.

Question: Do you call up a funny country song near a man proverb all the things he can do, simply but with his wife'south permission (or some words with that full general pregnant)?

Answer: Even if this isn't the song you're after, I'thou certain you'll savour it: "The Man Song" by Sean Morey (1995). Lyrics and YouTube link: http://world wide web.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg&t=

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,

I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry,

'Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,

When I say leap you lot say, "Yeah Right!"

I'yard the homo of this firm until you get domicile

(He's the homo, He's the man)

What I say goes around here ... right out the window,

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining ... so I'll close upward,

The sooner you lot learn who'due south boss around here

The sooner you can requite me my orders, Dear

'Cause I'thou caput honcho around hither, but its all in my head!

(He's the human, he'due south the homo)

And I tin can have sex whatsoever time that you desire,

Crusade I'm a man who has needs, but they're non that important,

And don't expect whatever flowers from me 'cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when you're not around

(He's the human, He'southward the human being)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to become in trouble

And I'll come habitation when I'thou good and ready ... to slumber on the burrow

Crusade a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

and I'k gonna practise what you tell me to

Because I'k summit dog around here but I've been neutered!

(He'south the man, He'due south the man)

Y'all da man!

Question: I am looking for an former land song that sounds similar Goofy with a shaking vocalism. Whatsoever thought?

Respond: Although that'due south non striking a familiar chord with me, take a look at Ray Stevens' discography, equally he specializes in novelty songs.

Question: Do yous know a song that is near stupid questions? Information technology includes the example of looking at a person's lathered up face and asking if he's going to shave and falling down an elevator shaft and then asking are you injure? The chorus includes "inquire a stupid question." My brother used to play information technology doing and an one-time geezer voice and I wondered where it was from. Thank you lot!

Answer: It took me a while to find it, but hither it is: "Foolish Questions" (1979) by Johnny Cash. https://www.youtube.com/lookout?v=ZkBul7B3eK4

Hither are the lyrics:

Now you lot've all heard foolish questions and no dubiety you've wondered why

Some person will ask a foolish question and expect a sensible reply

Like when you take your girl some processed, say maybe just after tea

Yous detect how she'll grab it and then she'll say, "Is this for me?"

Foolish questions! Y'all can reply when y'all can

"No, I bought this candy for your ma or pa, or for John, the hired mitt

"I but thought you lot'd like to see it. Now I'yard gonna accept it away"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? Y'all'll hear 'em ev'ry 24-hour interval

And then nigh every morning time, there is someone 'circular the place

Who sees y'all take the shaving brush and lather upward your face

And every bit you give the razor a preliminary wave

This fool will walk upwardly and inquire yous, "Are you gonna take a shave?"

Foolish questions! Your respond is, I hope

"No! I ain't prepared for shavin', I only like the taste of soap!

I kinda like to take the shaving brush and paint myself this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? Y'all'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Now then there's this fella who meets yous on your way

And asks you why your all dressed up and listens while you say

That y'all just been returning from the funeral of poor one-time Uncle Ned

Equally soon as you lot take told him, he will say, "Is Ned expressionless?"

Foolish questions! You might likewise reply

"No, he thought he'd have the funeral now. And then, afterwards on, he'd die

You know Ned was always so original, he wanted it that way"

At present wasn't that a foolish question? Yous'll hear 'em ev'ry twenty-four hours!

At present suppose the elevator guy should forget to shut the door

And you should tumble downward, oh say xl-seven floors

And when y'all reach the bottom and you're lying there inert

Some fool volition stick his head down the shaft and holler, "Are y'all hurt?"

Foolish questions! Your dying words are

"No! I was in an awful bustle and that elevator's just too slow

Usually saves a lot of time, yous know, comin' down this way"

Now wasn't that a foolish question? You'll hear 'em ev'ry day!

Question: I'm trying to find a state song I used in a political scientific discipline class in 2008 as a comparison between America and Canada. It was funny, and I am pretty certain the lyrics included the "F" word in it. It was a country song. Could you lot help?

Answer: The song by Tim Hicks, "Stronger Beer" (2013) and "Oh ... Canada" past Classified are the but two I could come up up with based on that data. Even so, the appointment is an issue in the showtime instance (and the lyrics don't characteristic the expletive you lot remember) and in the 2nd example, it'south a rap song rather than a country vocal. Still, here are the YouTube links: https://www.youtube.com/sentry?five=2E064kb3UnU and https://www.youtube.com/watch?five=9gd1FDZ_kRM.

If these aren't it, attempt to come up with some lyrics yous retrieve. That would aid me look for it.

Question: What Delbert McClinton song has funny lyrics about a chicken?

Reply: Yes, it's a rather new release (2019) called "No Chicken on the Bone." https://world wide web.youtube.com/lookout?five=6WxpkCW8Yiw

Listen up everybody 'cause I've got something to say

I might have fallen in love with a girl I but met today

I don't quite know how to experience

I tin can't believe she's real

Got me mumbling and stumbling around in a fuzzy haze

She makes pizza at the joint on the corner of Fifth and Principal

I'm going dorsum downward there, I'm gonna ask her what's her proper name

Gonna tell her just how I feel

I can only hope that she'll

Maybe smile at me and say she feels the aforementioned

My eye started pounding like a runaway train

Knees started knocking when she called my proper name

Ain't nothing never, never, ever gonna be the same

She'south the one that brightens up my day

The sun shines on her even when it rains

I'd say it's plain to see

What's happening to me

I'thousand a different human being than I was yesterday

She'south the kind woman have abroad your breath

She's the kind of woman scare yous half to death

She's the kind of woman don't leave no craven on the bone

She'southward the kind of woman take you way upward high

She'due south the kind of woman set your world on fire

A woman like that, I just can't leave alone

She's the kind woman take away your jiff

She's the kind of woman scare you half to expiry

She's the kind of woman don't leave no chicken on the os.

Question: Who sings the song, "V Dollar Fine for Whining?" And where can I buy a re-create?

Respond: The song "V Dollar Fine for Whining" has been sung by the late Chris LeDoux (on his 1996 Stampede album) or The Geezinslaws (on their 1996 Apathetic Apathetic Blah anthology). Here are the lyrics and YouTube featuring LeDoux and a guest advent at the end by Garth Brooks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hgDQqjKErA

We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud

Our jukebox won't play no deplorable songs

Then don't come in hither, and cry in your beer

'Cause we don't care 'bout who done who wrong

We've got a five dollar fine for whining

We'll tell you earlier y'all come in

If it ain't on your mind to have a skillful time

Ya'll come back and see us again

Well nosotros don't really care near your apparel or your hair

This political party is open to all

Yeah nosotros similar a skilful joke, and information technology's alright to smoke

We got just one rule on the wall

(Repeat chorus)

Now there's as well many fools makin' too many rules

That's 1 matter you can't say about usa

Cause nosotros all become along when nosotros sing the same song

There's but ane thing that causes a fuss.

If you cannot notice the single for this song on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music, or other major streaming services then I have seen multiple copies of Chris Ledoux's anthology Stampede with that vocal available for sale on eBay.

Question: Practise you know a land song with plant nursery rhymes in it?

Answer: George Jones had a 1966 song called "Run 'Em Off" that features Footling Red Riding Hood, and Hank Thompson had a 1968 song called "I Have a Humpty Dumpty Middle."

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FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 28, 2020:

Ted Parks - Great creative vocal that I added to the Halloween playlist. Terrific to hear from the artist himself!

Ted Parks on August 27, 2020:

Peachy list! Coolest matter near country music is that it can make fun of itself!

Accept you heard this i (great for Halloween!)

YouTube: https://youtu.be/0grnWjk3Xt8

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZMUvssMbUnogN8RAMF...

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on August 02, 2020:

Nathaniel - I beloved that song! I'll add it. Thanks for the suggestion and have a great Sunday.

Nathaniel Donnelly on Baronial 02, 2020:

There is i song i saw missing, it is a song by lee ann womack called "I'll Call up of a Reason Subsequently" cause in that location is a particular lyric in the song and information technology goes like

"I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker. Childish yep just she fabricated such a thin niggling target. I couldn't be happier on my own. I got the slightest of a jealous bone. Seeing her with him tends to enlarge information technology."

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 01, 2020:

Greg - Ray Stevens has a 2006 novelty song chosen "When the Kids Are Gone." I think this is the vocal you're looking for.

Greg on July 31, 2020:

Im looking for a vocal with lyrics that go. When the kids movement out we're gonna make love in the kitchen

When the kids motion out we're gonna fume them funny smokes

When all these kids are gone nosotros're gonna political party all the time

gonna run around naked telling dirty jokes

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 24, 2020:

Bob - Aye, that'southward the ane! Big hit.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

It could be I misremembered and the original is the Judd's "Mamma He'southward Crazy" is the original. Part of the lyrics is "...crazy. Crazy over me"

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 23, 2020:

MG - Some of these are actually quite funny.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on July 23, 2020:

Bob - The original that Mama She's Lazy" is doing a parody of is "Mama He'southward Crazy" by The Judds which is why Wayland put "she" in all caps. I could not find a song called "Mama She's Crazy" just I could find the parody, "Mama She'south Lazy." I'one thousand thinking Wayland may have misremembered it, a common occurrence or else information technology'due south just really difficult to find. Non sure.

Robert Sacchi on July 23, 2020:

"Mama She's Lazy" is a parody of "Mama She'south Crazy". "Mama She's Crazy" is about a human being telling his mother his wonderful married woman is crazy over him. In "Mama She's Lazy" the human is complaining to his mother about his lazy spouse.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 23, 2020:

Wonderful that you lot update this article. Though I am non besides fond of country music after seeing your pick I think I'll accept a go at information technology.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on July 23, 2020:

Wayland - There'due south a song called, "Mama She's Lazy" (1984) by Pinkard & Bowden. I'm wondering if mayhap y'all're thinking of that song?

Wayland on July 23, 2020:

Do you have the lyrics to mama SHES crazy?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July x, 2020:

Bob - Cheers for that add-on!

Robert Sacchi on July 08, 2020:

Take y'all considered - "Wildwood Weed" by Jim Stafford?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 08, 2020:

MG - Thanks for your kind kudos. Have a wonderful day.

MG Singh emge from Singapore on July 07, 2020:

Another peachy selection. I dear country songs and they are function of my collection.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on July 07, 2020:

Bob - I volition exercise a playlist about Tennessee and add that one to it (since that's where the narrator resides). Tennessee is a great place to live so is Texas (although that one is actually hot).

Robert Sacchi on July 07, 2020:

You're welcome. Have y'all considered "All my Ex's live in Texas"- George Strait?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on July 06, 2020:

Bob - Cheers for this recommendation. I've also added information technology to a current playlist on birds that I'm writing so great timing!

Robert Sacchi on July 04, 2020:

Take your considered "Bird" by Jerry Reed?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on July 03, 2020:

Tamie - That's not ringing a bell if information technology's not "I'll Have the Dog."

Tamie on July 01, 2020:

I thought it may exist a Mac Davis song.

Lyrics about loving a big dumb dog and fireplaces with crackling logs. Maybe from the 1970'due south early 80'south?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 06, 2020:

Peggy - Glad I could help! We could all use a laugh these days.

Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on April 05, 2020:

Some of these titles and lyrics are really funny. Thanks for the smiles today.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on March 06, 2020:

Ballad - Moments by Emerson Drive but I don't come across how that fits with the theme of funny land songs?

Carol on March 04, 2020:

Song by a grouping well-nigh a young man thinking of suiside on a bridge and stopped past an old human being talking him out of information technology

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on February 06, 2020:

Tip - Unfortunately, I didn't find a country song with all of those lyrics. Maybe someone else will recognize it and leave a annotate.

Tlp on February 05, 2020:

Looking for an old bar vocal from mud 90's "my jeans are too tigh, can't feel my anxiety'

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on September 08, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I don't know the song, I'1000 hopeful that perhaps one of my readers can help and will go out a annotate.

Anonymous on September 08, 2019:

I'one thousand looking for the lyrics of a song that starts out, "From the cornfields to Nashville via New York." Any help?

Robert Sacchi on September 07, 2019:

Isn't the cyberspace wonderful.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on September 07, 2019:

Bob - You've actually led me to the answer. Cheers. I could not accept figured this one out without YOU.

Bearding - The state vocal you're looking for is "Who Dat (Messin' with that Adult female of Mine), a vocal by David Frizzell from 1984.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

An before Pop version is "who's that knocking" by The Genies.

Robert Sacchi on September 06, 2019:

Could that be the rapper song, "Who Dat" by Lil'' Murph?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on September 06, 2019:

Bearding - You've got me stumped. Perhaps a reader tin can aid out. If then, I hope they'll exit a comment.

Bearding on September 06, 2019:

Do you lot think a twangy country song that says "Who day knockin' on my door? Who day?" over and over again?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on August 21, 2019:

Anonymous - Although I'm unsure of this song, I hope a reader volition speak up if he or she knows of the song. They can exit a comment.

Anonymous on August 21, 2019:

I used to take a single cassette back in the 90s it was a state rap song about deceit trip the light fantastic or my two left anxiety. Exercise you lot know who sings the song?

FlourishAnyway (author) from Us on July 14, 2019:

Bearding - Thanks for the suggestions. I've added Waylon's song at #80. Have a slap-up weekend.

Bearding on July 14, 2019:

Nobody knows I'thousand Elvis

Waylon Jennings

Money machines

Jerry Reed

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on June 29, 2019:

Tom Cornett - Thanks for stopping by. Bobby Braddock is a real songwriting talent. Loved the Dolly Parton song. Yikes.

Tom Cornett from Ohio on June 28, 2019:

Great Hub! I've heard and enjoyed most of these songs over the years. Excavation back in the 80s folks can find an anthology called, "Hard Pore Cornography" by Bobby Braddock. Songs included, "Dolly Parton's Hits" and "I Lobster and Never Flounder. Bobby is a love erstwhile friend. He'due south written and co-written many hits including, "DIVORCE" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today." He is one of the great treasures of State Music. Over again....Neat Hub.

Robert Sacchi on June 14, 2019:

You're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on June 14, 2019:

Bob - Cheers for the suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on June 13, 2019:

What almost "Hotter Than a 2 Dollar Pistol" past George Jones? A good example of not understanding the concept.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s. on June 13, 2019:

Anonymous - It would help to have some sample lyrics in particular besides as other clues. For example, do you, know the decade, whether information technology was a ring or male/female individual creative person, do y'all remember what the song was mostly about, etc.? That would certainly help. Perhaps a reader recalls the video based on the express detail you provided here. Sorry.

Anonymous on June 13, 2019:

Exercise know a country video with daughter in mustang at gas station?

Robert Sacchi on May sixteen, 2019:

First-class.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May 16, 2019:

Bob - I accept a number of playlists in queue and so I'm never out of ideas. I appreciate the idea!

Robert Sacchi on May 16, 2019:

Yes, there are some good songs about gambling.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on May xvi, 2019:

Bob - I should probably add a playlist about gambling. This would certainly be good for that list! Thank you for the thought!

Robert Sacchi on May 14, 2019:

Consider "When You're Hot, Yous're Hot" by Jerry Reed.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May 14, 2019:

Joseph, That'southward wonderful! At present that you mention the song, "Talking to the Wrong Human being," past Michael Martin Murphey (1988), of course, I remember information technology! Glad you found it!

Joseph Inman on May xiv, 2019:

You might not believe this but equally I was reading your response, I remembered the side by side line of the song. And after 2 years, I've found it. 'Talkin' to the incorrect man' with Michael Martin Murphy and his son Ryan Murphy. Thank y'all. If I wouldn't accept written I wouldn't have thought more of the vocal.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on May 13, 2019:

Joseph, Unfortunately, I've attempted -- with no success -- to look the vocal up under diverse versions of the hints yous listed using several lyrics databases I'm hoping that another reader might see your annotate and recognize the vocal.

Joseph Inman on May 12, 2019:

He is 1 that is driving me crazy. Information technology'due south two guys singing, country, and I guess information technology sounds like it's from the 90s...? I heard it on satellite radio. One says 'daddy I have a question' and he asked how his father and mother get along so great. This father says information technology's non so great and he sings dorsum, 'son I accept a question' and proceeds to ask his son how he does his hair because the thinks it's what his wife would like. The son says that he and his girlfriend aren't getting forth and then well. I have not heard the song in 2 years or so so I'grand distressing if I got some of the parts wrong. Anyways, I'thousand typing this on my phone so if spelling or punctuation is off, I'm sorry.

I would take added it to the question above but I typed besides much. Whatsoever help would be appreciated.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on April 27, 2019:

Bob - I love that funny song! Got it at #v. A existent hoot.

Robert Sacchi on April 27, 2019:

"Wolf Creek Pass" is a fun 1. Consider "I'grand Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Abode" by Donald Brandt. A man tells about how his wife wants to make her domicile like a bar. This way he can spend his money at abode instead of the local bar.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on April 27, 2019:

Dougie - I institute a Lynn Anderson song that has to exist what y'all are looking for: "At the Time" by Lynn Anderson (1970). I as well listened to "Wolf Creek Laissez passer" for the outset fourth dimension. omg

Dougie on April 25, 2019:

I could add "Wolf Creek Pass" and a few others from long agone.

Can someone assistance me discover a proper noun for the following which I think is from the early '70s, and maybe add it to this listing? Google has let me down.

"Well I told her that I loved her, cuz I loved her at the time,

And I told her that I didn't want any other lips on mine,

And I told her that her kisses tasted sweeter than wine,

But I hadn't tasted champagne at the fourth dimension!"

Robert Sacchi on Apr x, 2019:

I think seeing the words written out as a joke merely I never heard it put to music.

FlourishAnyway (author) from Usa on Apr 10, 2019:

Anonymous - This doesn't ring a bong with me, but I hope it does with a reader. If so, I hope they'll leave a annotate.

Anonymous on April 07, 2019:

I'm trying to identify a spoken discussion state song from the 70s. In it a man enumerates all the reasons his married woman used to avoid sex with him. In the end, he says that seven times he was successful. The concluding line is, "And once, I idea I hurt y'all, because you moved". Can you name the song?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from The states on January xvi, 2019:

Conner DeJes - Thanks for the proffer. I've always liked that song. I added information technology as #75.

Conner DeJes on Jan xvi, 2019:

Bellamy Brothers' "if i said yous had a cute body would you concord information technology against me"

Robert Sacchi on Oct 03, 2018:

You're welcome. Your listing is growing.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on October 02, 2018:

Bob - Thank you for the suggestion. Information technology's #63. I capeesh yous!

Robert Sacchi on October 02, 2018:

What about "I ain't as good as I in one case was" past Toby Keith?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on October 02, 2018:

countryisgreat - Thanks for your proposition. The song is actually on there at #56. I capeesh yous. Have a great week.

countryisgreat on October 02, 2018:

"A Male child Named Sue"

by Johnny Cash

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s. on September 26, 2018:

bakela5 - Give thanks you for your song suggestions.

bakela5 on September 25, 2018:

A great "Country Comic" song I did at last night's gig "Letters of Dearest" by "Friends Of Joy" this was recorded on the Alaska label in 1977 and was the B side of that characterization'south only nautical chart hit "Naughty, naughty, naughty past Joy Sarney.

John Kennedy on June 01, 2018:

I am the founder and possessor of the Electric Possum Cowboy Band - circa 95' - I wrote a vocal , that made regional radio called

"How'one thousand I Gonna Miss You" (If Yous Won't Leave) still own the CR and publishing -the band wound upward opening for George Jones, Charlie Daniels, and many others- be glad to share if wanted

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on March 23, 2018:

Clark Ford - Thanks for the song suggestion. I've placed it on the following playlist well-nigh working, jobs, and employment: https://spinditty.com/playlists/Popular-Rock-and-Count...

Clark Ford on March 23, 2018:

Here'southward another fun country song! "I Don't Want to Work Today" past Clark Ford

Robert Sacchi on March 16, 2018:

Y'all're welcome.

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 16, 2018:

Jess - Thank yous! I've wanted to exercise this ane for awhile and have been collecting songs for it. Thanks for commenting!

Jenn Stevens from Canada on March fifteen, 2018:

I honey this! Brad Paisley is a favorite for me so I love that Ticks is number 1! There is definitely a lot of humor in country music. Not bad post idea!

FlourishAnyway (writer) from U.s.a. on March 15, 2018:

Bob - I thought I had darn most heard everything only then this. Thanks for the vocal suggestion.

Robert Sacchi on March fourteen, 2018:

A good mixture of old and new. It was smashing fun reading this commodity. Any reason "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" didn't make the list?

FlourishAnyway (writer) from USA on March 07, 2018:

Margie - Thanks for stopping by for a listen. The dogs may exist land kinfolk, non sure. They have a suspicious resemblance to one another. Have a wonderful week!

Margie'southward Southern Kitchen from the Us on March 06, 2018:

I love this hub, we all need a laugh! The title is enough to get your going. I dear the pic on "Dearest My Dog' I heard one the other day about a pig on the radio! I could not believe it!

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states on March 03, 2018:

Peg - I'chiliad glad you lot enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun with putting it together. Hope your weekend is a great 1!

Peg Cole from North Dallas, Texas on March 03, 2018:

This playlist is corking for a real laugh. "How Tin can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? Similar My Domestic dog. Who'southward Gonna Mow Your Grass?" All these scissure me up. Great drove of side busters here.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on February 25, 2018:

Beak - Thanks for stopping past. Country music is an entertaining genre, and I like that it doesn't take itself so seriously. Take a wonderful week.

Bill De Giulio from Massachusetts on February 25, 2018:

Hi Flourish. Another cracking list, don't know how yous do it? Some of these lyrics are hilarious. Many of these songs I'1000 not familiar with but perhaps I need to listen to more than country music?

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 20, 2018:

Larry - Thanks for stopping by. An Oklahoma boy who does not relish land music? Yous must experience like a fish outta water.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on Feb 20, 2018:

Not necessarily my showtime choice, merely I enjoy country music.

Much of it, if non overtly silly, has a light quality, and some of is so night it has a certain humor.

FlourishAnyway (author) from United states of america on February eighteen, 2018:

Frances - I agree that it matches some folks' lives. They either have terrible luck, non a lot of life skills or resources, or a combination. But at to the lowest degree they can laugh about their situations.

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 18, 2018:

Dunbar Green - I had never heard of that one, simply Johnny Greenbacks is skilful for so many creative, humorous songs. I listened to it and added it. Thanks for the song suggestion! Have a great week!

Frances Metcalfe on Feb 18, 2018:

Don't know any of the songs but the some of the lyrics are certainly tragi-comic. Possibly most of the people in them should consider ditching and starting over? It fabricated me grin.

Richard Green from New Mexico on Feb 17, 2018:

"When Uncle Bill Quit Dope," past Johnny Cash. Flourish, I loved this article. It cheered my whole twenty-four hour period. Cheers

FlourishAnyway (author) from USA on February 14, 2018:

Rasma - I hadn't heard of that i earlier but love it! I added it to the listing. Have a wonderful calendar week.

FlourishAnyway (author) from U.s.a. on February fourteen, 2018:

Heidi - Thanks for the add. Hee-Haw goes way back, doesn't it? My parents used to brand me picket back in the twenty-four hour period when in that location was one telly set in the house and iii channels. Ahh, the memories.

FlourishAnyway (author) from The states on February xiv, 2018:

Dora - Thanks for stopping by and reading. Beloved your beautiful contour photo.

Heidi Thorne from Chicago Expanse on February 14, 2018:

Okay, I'm laughing just reading the titles! :-D Dang! It's like an episode of Hee-Haw.

I see Toby Keith is well represented in this list. I'd add together "As Good As I Once Was."

Thanks for the chuckles!

CaribTales on February xiv, 2018:

Some really funny lyrics here. Sees that I'm more familiar with the names of the artists than with their songs. Thanks for increasing my "general cognition."

Gypsy Rose Lee from Daytona Beach, Florida on Feb fourteen, 2018:

Slap-up assortment of songs. I ever really liked He drinks Tequila and she talks dingy in Castilian just not sure if information technology counts every bit a country song. Honey your list of songs.

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